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Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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Amelie Ridley

Stop stalking Amelie, your ego is high enough as it is!! There are so many ways Amelie could best be described, but I am going to choose ‘infectious”. She is infectious in every way. The way she laughs makes you want to laugh with her. Her smile makes you want to smile. Her happiness and radiance makes you feel happy and radiant. Her ambition to succeed makes you want to push harder. Her openness to try new things makes you ready to take on the world. Her specialness makes you feel special. Being with an Amelie, life feels like it is coming from you, rather than at you.
by rizzley bear May 23, 2023
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bull rider

a stupid, yet brave individual the risks their life for rodeo fans entertainment!
rodeo fan: “wow look at that bull rider! i can’t wait for a wreck
by lady bull rider June 15, 2023
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Amelie Ridley

Totally, completely, utterly infatuated with this girl. Every time she makes a joke, I can’t help but giggle out loud (real life lol moment hehe). At the same time, imaging her chuckling while typing her jokes makes me smile and grin so much. The constant overwhelming sense of happiness she gives me is surreal. I love the way she communicates so well, and puts the most effort into everything. And my oh my does she do a lot for me. Her caring nature is so attractive and rare - I think every day how luck I am to have met her. Nothing beats sitting around and getting a notification from Amelie. It makes your heart skip a beat. Especially when it’s photos of her!!! If that happens, you should set aside a minimum to 10 minutes just to stare at the photos, admiring every inch of her perfect body. I’m convinced to this day that she doesn’t wear bikinis too often because the world couldn’t handle the full SHAABLAMM effect. I can’t wait to hold Amelie in my arms, and I promise to never let go. She makes even the most boring of things seem like a roller coaster. Just make sure to feed Amelie, otherwise all of this doesn’t apply xoxo. I am so madly in love with Amelie, and will continue to be in love forever. I can’t imagine anything worse than having to experience life without her xx
Amelie Ridley is the love of my life. Since knowing her, I have managed to uncover that she does not in fact smell!!
by rizzley bear June 17, 2023
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Zen Ride

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!
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Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes
Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried
by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023
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