Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
Madison High School:
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006
Get the Madison High School mug.a shitty ass school located in Fort Lame, Indiana. the people here are sluts, fuckers, children who think they are 21, lesbians, gays, and even transgenders. if u were to get caught with one, u might get raped or drugged. they stick out there butts in pictures and send nudes to eachother.
by mfassholebitchass May 29, 2017
Get the carroll middle school mug.The opposite of Kennett aka smart, rich, white kids who have their own cars and plan on going to expensive colleges in VA and the Northeast. You can count the # of minority kids on one hand, and you'd need about 67 hands to count the # of expensive-ass cars in the parking lot. But the girls are pretty, the student body actually is intelligent, and the rivalry between Kennett and Unionville is probably the strongest of any two high schools.
by A Native January 10, 2005
Get the Unionville High School mug.A middle school in a tiny, extremely rich town known as Moraga. The kids here thrive off their parents money. More kids than not at this school own airpods and listen to their lit tunes in class thinking they’re sly. If you’re someone of the female specimen and you don’t own at LEAST two items from ivivva or lulu lemon... god forbid. If you’re a dude, you’re only relevant if you wear khaki shorts and pants and vans t-shirts. The upsides to this place are there are some smart asians and it’s the number one hookup spot in the town... that’s pretty much it. The downsides consist of a large handful of stoners and/or kids with juuls who walk around thinking they’re the shit. A handful of the dudes at this school enjoy performing fortnite dances and reciting memes for fun. Oh yes and the large group of skater kids, steer clear of those ones, you may get a migraine, a headache if you’re lucky. Keep in mind 95% of these kids are white. Extremely white. Which for sure explains a lot.
by noimtracer December 22, 2018
Get the JMIS middle school mug.School One is an independent high school where students are active collaborators in designing their education. For over 30 years, School One has served students with diverse backgrounds, educational goals and learning styles from over 30 communities in Rhode Island and Southern Massachusetts. School One offers students a highly innovative and academically challenging curriculum, which emphasizes critical thinking and communication skills.
by School One Intern June 4, 2009
Get the School One, Providence mug.Spencer Middle school is where all the wild-a-beasts go. They like to suck on lollipops and dong dongs. Dong dongs are drugs for them. in this case, penis's. ery' one likes 'em. Even the guys! DUNSMUIR ROCCCKKKSS!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!! THE DUNSMUIR DRAGONS BURNED DOWN SPENCER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!
by Your Mom Is hot April 24, 2012
Get the Spencer Middle school mug.Junior High School is where guys get their ding dongs hard for no reason, girls bleed in their pants, and mexican kids walk around like they have shit running down their leg, you meet assholes that are on A-Team for football, and you watch and giggle from afar at the nerdy tryhard LOTC kids that think they're Navy SEALs.
by AllKnowingBigBoy February 20, 2019
Get the Junior High School mug.