Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

Elukami Indigo Fingers

Elukami (sometimes called Elukami Indigo Fingers) is the name of the body art in Black American/Afro-American/Soulaani culture. It means indigo dye and has etymology in several African languages. It is the extension of Indigo Fingers which is a part of the Afro-American ethno-spirituality Hoodoo. Unlike henna which is done for beautification in many cultures, Elukami is specifically for the purpose of honoring, remembering, and connecting with ancestors in Black American culture. Elukami is distinguished by dark blue stained fingers and various symbols from Afro American culture like the Underground Railroad quilt code symbols and regional cultural heritage flags.

Juneteenth is coming up so I’m going to do some Elukami Indigo Fingers honor the ancestors.

by Anitra Simone August 5, 2025

Trench Finger

When you fall asleep with a finger inside a vagina, waking up to find the finger is white, wrinkly and has littl feeling

Why is your finger white? oh, i have trench finger

by tgeral August 6, 2025

The stinging finger

When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting

Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt hole feels as if its molten

by Thewicked1 August 6, 2025

Finger kankle’s

Having an overly even tapered finger from knuckle to tip. Commonly associated with women who are obese.

Bobby did you hang out with big Deborah last night?

Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.

by Muskegon dickhead August 11, 2025

Finger Pointing Queers

All of the faggot politicians who refused to take responsibility and who tried to deflect blame while the country turned to shit.

Once they took "The Buck Stops Here" sign down, they turned into a bunch of Finger Pointing Queers.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025