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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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Monkey in da hole

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
by Samrules9 March 17, 2022
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Meat Monkey

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 5, 2022
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Moon Monkey

Tj
Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?
by RattaMoon April 10, 2023
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national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day
by sxetin March 8, 2023
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