Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!

"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner

by OfficialDaft February 14, 2025

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025

red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!

by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025

《¤》Red《¤》Ribbon《¤》Dancing《¤》Red《¤》Ribbon《¤》Army《¤》Red《¤》Charry《¤》

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《¤》Red《¤》Ribbon《¤》Dancing《¤》Red《¤》Ribbon《¤》Army《¤》Red《¤》Charry《¤》

by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

squid game red light green light

its where people are so fuckin dumb and they dont know how to fuckin hold still

in squid game red light green light indian man save asain bitch from dying and asain person come back 3 years later and say ive played these befreore or whatevre man

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025

red flag quilt

When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them

My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.

by gum in my hair March 6, 2025

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025