Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

Red Balls

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.

Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

by Friendofthecommunity May 19, 2024

red diarrhea

when diarrhea red

person: yo whassup man i just had red diarrhea
friend: yo that sick

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Daisy Red Rider

A red headed girl who will ride you.

Ed spent the night with his Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.

by ixtup May 18, 2023

Red Wings

While a woman is going through her menstrual cycle, the person performing oral sex removes said female's tampon by the string with his teeth and proceeds to shake their head in a vigorous manner side to side with the bloody tampon still in his mouth. This creates wings on the cheeks of the newly found member of the Red Wing Society.

Hey bro, my stepsister let me earn my Red Wings last night.

by mlad the psychopath October 21, 2020

Red Red

A red headed person who is simply an idiot.

“You heard of that new show?”
“Yeah it was cool, but the Red Red ruined it.”
“Yeah.”

by cope seethe March 29, 2021

Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023