FRIENDS

You cuddle. Everyone knows you want to Fuckkkkkkkk but you’re in denial you like each other. Y’all be selfish and think you’re the shit. They ask their “crushes” to dances then ditch them to hang out with each other

Sally: “ Adelaide Stole my date from me wtf”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”

by Ihatemylifeifyouknowyouknow February 7, 2020

non-flakey friend

Someone who doesn't flake on you when you make plans with them. These people aren't pussys

I wish Kenny and Seth were non-flakey friends. They never follow through with fun stuff.

by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017

Special friends

“special friend” is a an alternate term for a significant other.

Reece takes full credit for the invention of this term with minor inspiration from Ernilicious

Guy: hey bro is she your girlfriend?
Other guy: we prefer the term “special friend”

Special friends

by SteelRain0341 May 2, 2022

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

fruity friends

acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay

i saw lily holding hands with her bestie today, they must be fruity friends

by sheeeeeesh_itsme October 25, 2022

Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024