Jack Birk

the gayest nigga to ever exist

jack birk is so gay

by xellkkk September 25, 2018

Jack Moore

A yung boi that lives in Appleton Wisconsin.

Did you see Jack Moore take it up the ass yesterday.

by LUDOGTHEGR8 September 27, 2018

Jack Phillips

Verb; The act of shitting yourself mid grammar correction.

Jack Phillipsed (Past tense)

I seem to have Jack Phillipsed myself

by Suave-age October 1, 2018

Jack needlebog

A small bisexual chode like boy

He is such a jack needlebog

by Needlebogisbi October 6, 2018

Jack

A guy who has long top teeth that shoot out of his mouth and make him look like a beaver. Pretty special if you ask me.

Some dude: Look at Jack he looks like a rabbit.

Some other dude: Omg we found a wild jack in its natural habitat.

Jack:*bitting on a carrot*

Some dude: he acts like a rabbit but looks like a beaver! Extraordinary!

Some other dude: maybe we should give him a log.

by Ducknoodlesoup May 29, 2018

jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018