A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022
Get the Coon Timemug. by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024
Get the (Name) Standard Timemug. “I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
Get the “I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”mug. Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023
Get the McGurn Timemug. by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020
Get the Timemug. by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024
Get the Time to Diemug. by Shiver will make u shiver March 17, 2021
Get the Simp timemug.