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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019
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penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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nigga penis

by darian wade howe January 1, 2023
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Perfect penis

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!
by Si senior June 12, 2021
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small penis

A guy with a small penis aka a guy named fadi because a small penis is someone with a penis under 3 inches also called the 3 inch wonder.
Woah honey look that guy has such a small penis.
by Ballsman6969696 May 5, 2018
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Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain
"You want penis enlargement pills" -pennywise the crackhead
by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022
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penis

guy: you've got a penis

girl: im a man!
by jhuyr November 25, 2021
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