Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024

Tactical Cheese

The addition of a double cheeseburger to your regular Mcdonalds order

“Is that all you want dude?”
“No I’ll ‘av a tactical cheese anorl”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018

Mac & cheese

Sex

I heard you and Alana making Mac & cheese last night

by Bobby.jeff February 18, 2025

huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese

That girl over there is always huffing cheese

by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

smacky cheese

Semen that pooled outside the vagina, mouth, or anus and thickens to the consistency similar to gel or liquid cheese.

After we finished going at it, I found a puddle of smacky cheese

by Abyss_Rising October 23, 2020