squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Dewey Brown

A shit taken while traveling.

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!

by Gastony Rice January 12, 2022

Brown Cheese

Someone who is submissive and breedable

“Hey look at that brown cheese, he’s so submissive and breedable”

by Mamarods August 15, 2021

Brown Anvil

defecating

Robbie dropped a brown anvil.

by sigmadawg February 28, 2025

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023

brown booting

the act of shitting in a cowboy boot then wearing it bare footed in public.

hey cal do u want to go "brown booting". my mam just got me some new cowboy boots.

by benhev_08 September 10, 2025

Dr. Brown & Friends

A series of wierd and wonderful shit related sexual activities

Dr. Brown & Friends includes acts such as Dr. Browns Stethoscope, Dr. Browns Lethal Injection, Dr. Browns Bog Run and many more!!

by Marc Le Claire December 14, 2008