penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

Penis

A dance used by native Americans to express their sexual attractions towards each other. The penis is also a part of the body. The part of the body is incorporated into the dance by touching another dancers mouth hole in a pleasurable way.

That dance he was doing was a penis

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019

penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience

producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it

by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025