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monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
by Fpicard September 27, 2013
mugGet the monkey face piece of shitmug.

Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
by Copterboy December 24, 2024
mugGet the Monkeys and Parrotsmug.

Monkey Boogie

1. An activity done by a (usually) young male trying to imitate what he sees on MTV and/or rap videos in order to capitalize on a fad while he can. Typically people who do the monkey boogie do so for money or fame and rarely for personal expression.

2. The act of participating in a trend or fad.
"I saw a new music video today. Yet another person doing the monkey boogie to make money."

"I saw a douche bag drive by today doing the monkey boogie to rap music that shook my windows."

"Look at that chick with bleach blonde streaks and her boyfriend wearing thick-rimmed white sunglasses. They are doing the monkey boogie."
by steakface_burr November 20, 2009
mugGet the Monkey Boogiemug.

Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .
That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .
by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023
mugGet the Phuck Monkeymug.

Monkey

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.

if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree.
by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey

a black dwarf that throws shit at people
a monkey is at my door
by monkler June 7, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

Spank The Monkey

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019
mugGet the Spank The Monkeymug.

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