cancer man

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.

cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.

by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006

Perfect Man

A baby boy who has yet to become an a** hole.

That little boy is going to be the perfect man!

by thatgirl68 December 26, 2009

mr man

funny litttle people who never get anythin right and are genrally fuck ups

omg ryan is such a mr man

by luke123456 February 16, 2009

man-dem

Ones gorup of or single friend, it came from somewhere 'cause nuff peeps use it

"yo that kid my man-dem fa real.."
"dun worry bro, they man-dem, you know.."

by BLuNT April 12, 2005

man of mystery

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. (this action actually classifies it as a teleporter as if you just telported outside the window)

I was so drunk last night i had to pull the man of mystery on some uggo, hahaha i got todd to get the sloppy seconds.

by peter-mario May 29, 2008

muffin man

A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.

Muffin Man is prolly of of FZ's most awesome axe solos!

by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006

Man Rape

When a girl talks to a guy all night, bitches about her problems and makes it seem like she's interested in him, only to waste his time and fail to give him any ass.

Dude, last night Melissa totally man raped me.. I spent TWO HOURS listening to her and giving her attention and i didnt even get her number...

by Ploka July 10, 2009