Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.
Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?
Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?
I mean the guy has two first names...
Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?
I mean the guy has two first names...
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Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
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