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friendsitive 

An overwhelming feeling of sensitivity triggered a close friend. If an acquaintance did the same thing to you, it really wouldn't bother you as much. But since it's a close friend, you cannot help but feel friendsitive.
Jane: "C',mon Sandra don't be so sensitive... it's not a big deal..."
Sandra: "are you kidding, we're best friends, and that's not cool - I'm feeling really friendsitive.
friendsitive by Spoonerism_Man August 4, 2014

FriendZone 

The cross faze period between two people where the relationship could go one of two ways: Total platonic friendship or Romantic partnership. Usually the former occurs, regardless of whether the two people are attracted to each other or not due to the high school mentality that risking a friendship is a risk they can't bare to make. Two people might be great for each other, but they are either to awkward or stubborn about the mention of idea with each other, often due to pressure from friends that they would be just "perfect for each other". This happens to both girls and boys, alike.
Deborah: Who do you think I'd be good with?
Alex: How about Henry?
Deborah: Everybody says that, I don't-I don't get it.

Alex: You two would be great together, though.
Deborah: Maybe. But he's such a good friend and I really don't want to put all my eggs in one basket...I don't even know him that well.
Alex: Who said you had to know him? That's what dates are for!
Deborah: I'd honestly much rather just remain in the FriendZone.
FriendZone by GuybrushThreepwood November 29, 2014

Friends with food benefits 

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.
1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

friendteraction 

a friendly verbal interaction with a stranger
it's better to have no verbal interaction with anyone than risk having a friendteraction with someone like Charles Manson

Friendlanthropist

A good friend that is always chivalrous and treats their companions to nice things, in a non-bribey and all too genuine way.
"You always get me things and treat me at places, you're such a friendlanthropist."

Friendly Pheonix 

a hoe with no ass or tits, but smashes anyway
Friendly Pheonix by ddric July 28, 2016