Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

cheese soup

When a big fat faggot takes a baked potato and slobbers melted cheese all over it until it looks like cheese soup of some sort...

Goddamn slob, WTF do you need all that damn cheese for you goddamn hog.

by Ninjedi February 20, 2005

cheese factor

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.

You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.

by South Paw May 8, 2004

cheese factor

1) The progression of day time soaps.
2) Corny actions of seemingly normal human beings

While Bert was watching The Young and The Restless the cheese factor went through the roof.

by Groove May 8, 2004

Cheese Kisser

Typically used as an insult. Is a person who kisses cheese or is a person that is very open about their sex lives to people who didn't ask or want to know about it.

"<name> is a cheese kisser." or "You are a cheese kisser."

by Blue00 August 20, 2024

put that in the cheese

a one up, similar to "how bout them apples"

"yesterday i went to the the beach and it rained"

"well yesterday i went to the beach and it was perfect, sunny and breezy. put that in the cheese"

by anonymous August 21, 2024

bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 21, 2024