Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022

Red Detective

When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended

She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!

by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022

red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!

by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025

red clan

My favorite clan with my favorite friends and the best fortnite players i know

red clan is the best clan

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Red eye

A beam on a gun

They used a red eye to hit him

by Exit94nigga May 11, 2021

Red Industries

A humble business. They make you pay 20 dollars per action.

1: I really need some money bruv
2: I gave it all to Red Industries' ceo
3: kys

by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022