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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023
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The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.
Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....
by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023
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ur mom gay

This sentence was an old dead meme used for no absolute reason, but due to the fact that your mom being gay is true since most females are attracted to males. This sentence was originally used to insult someone and has became a meme and so did the no u meme.
The kind of argument usually starts off like this.

Guy 1: hey guess what

Guy 2: what

Guy 1: ur mom gay

Guy 2: no u

Guy 1: uno reverse card

Guy 2: oh no

This argument is most commonly found in dumb games such as Roblox, or if your lucky enough, in a random argument started by middle schoolers.
by dumbcrapboi October 17, 2019
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Gay Wall of China

A physical barrier made to separate a bed for two or more homies to lie in and not be considered gay. The crossing of this barrier results in the offenders classification as gay.
Whoever crosses the Gay Wall of China gets the belt
by Ongman October 29, 2019
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big gay sad

When one is very gay, and also very sad.
Billie: What’s wrong bb?
Selena: I’m big gay sad rn
by LzzyBordon October 31, 2019
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Act gay day.

You have to act gay/lesbian or if you already gay are you have to act straight the whole day it doesn't matter what the situation is you just have to act like that.
Hi, I want to be your boyfriend. Dude, what the heck you are gay? No. Its the Act gay day.
Hi, I want to be your girlfriend. I-, what? You're lesbian? No. Its the Act lesbian day.
etc.
by coolguy681523467 November 17, 2020
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ur mom gay

by Earthworm Sally October 25, 2020
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