Double shot

When you ejaculate and sneeze at the same time

Guy 1: have you ever double shot before?
Guy 2: yeah, last night with my girlfriend. White stuff was everywhere

by ItsCrytic August 8, 2019

The Devil's Double

Even if you're not a member of any intelligence agency, you notice that the guy who says he was Uday Hussein's body double in real life looks nothing like Uday Hussein. He's heavier set and has no resemblence to Uday physically or in manner.

Why would a guy pick a guy that doesn't look or behave anything like him to be his body double, or twin? Wouldn't he go with a guy that was similar to him to be his double? Anybody who told either of them that they looked alike lied to one of them or both, if there's any truth to The Devil's Double.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

double toil

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

double Rosie

Rosie is the much loved character from the children’s classic Thomas the tank engine. She is a lively little tank engine who works as both a shunting engine, and a mixed-traffic engine. If your lucky enough to find two Rosie toys whilst playing trains, it is known as a ‘DOUBLE ROSIE’

“Check out that kids train set! His got a DOUBLE ROSIE in his arsenal”

by Boxhed December 9, 2023

deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

Double-Michigan

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

by DayBed July 31, 2025

The double stranger

To sit on both your penis and dominant hand until both are numb, then proceed to pleasure yourself. Since you've lost feeling in both, it feels like watching a person receive a handjob.

My internet was down last night and I wanted to watch someone get a handjob, so I gave myself the double stranger.

by Hawk84 May 20, 2021