Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

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Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

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Cum

Milk that comes out of your cock

A random girl walked up to me. She told me to stay still. She undressed herself, undies and all, and ripped my clothes off of me. She laid me down, then laid down next to me, and started sucking my cock. It became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage in her mouth. "Yeah baby!" I said. I made some cum. "Yum!" She said. After a bit, I couldn't wait any longer. "Give me a go!" I said. I started sucking her vagina. It was the best feeling I had ever had. Then, without asking, I stuck my cock up her vagina. I started to drift off............
I woke up, and she was sucking my cock. In her mouth, it became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage. It almost choked her. This went on forever............................................................

If you dislike this, you're the weird one, because you searched up cum.

by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023

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