I Blame the Lack of AWP

Stating that the current situation, or past situation, would have drastically improved due to the possession of the AWP sniper rifle.

Player 1: Hmm, I believe I'll test out my shotgun skills today, instead of hanging out in my little sniper spot.

1337 h4x0r: Hahaha!

*1137 h4x0r kills Player 1 twenty three times in a row.*

Player 1: >.O ...I blame the lack of AWP...

by The AWPerator August 14, 2010

i smell like beef

A video originally posted on YouTube that later becomes a meme.

By the way, just search I smell like beef on YouTube.
I SMELL LIKE BEEF

Kid: I smell like beef.
Adult: OH HONEY NO U SMELL BADDDD

by viperinafire February 5, 2018

I fully endorse that product

A reply to a good suggestion, an agreement

"Do you like chicken wings?"
"I fully endorse that product."

or

P1 lights up cigarette
P2: "I fully endorse that product." also lights up


Also can be used in the negative. i.e: "I do NOT fully endorse THAT product."

by Martin December 29, 2004

I am coming for you

talk to you
argue with you
show you
give you
debate with you

Man I am coming for you.

by I hope it helps January 10, 2017

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

i was just gonna say

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.

Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.

by jkerp16 December 9, 2008

I don't give a buck

inspired by the "i don't buy it"phrase.used as a neat alternative for the classic phrase, "i don't give a fuck"

hannah montana fan:"did u knw...i've byn watching hannah montana for what seemed like forever.i luv it!"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"

by Saaskii November 2, 2009