Texad

Something that is screwed up beyond all reasonable doubt of being fixed. Something that is not usable by anyone or in any fashion a tool. FUBARD is the best synonym for Texad because it is implied that no matter how much it may appear to work it never will.

I just dropped my phone in the toilet, I bet it is Texad now.

by SirSulley January 31, 2023

texanian

A stupid person who moved to texas

Yeah, she moved to texas last year, now she’s an official Texanian!

by 🤭🤩😬 February 9, 2023

Texor

Someone who's text messages make no sense. You really have no idea where they're coming from. At all.

A: So we're meeting up at Wendy's, right?
B: Nah
A: Wdym, that's what we agreed on..
B: Idk
A: So where do you wanna meet up then?
B: Okay
A: ?????

B would be a texor

by peoplethesedayss February 15, 2023

texplanation

Noun
a. An excuse transmitted remotely (via communication device)

b. A way to avoid face to face accountability

“You owe me more than some half ass texplanation “ says person A to person B

by Anonyminty February 15, 2023

Text

Something that you do with your crush in an attempt to rizz her up, but it never truely works and you end up getting butthurt

Jake: "yo bro i gotta go frfr, cya man"
Lucas: "ok text me when ur home"

by gopnik1163 February 17, 2023

Texan Cramp

A bullet wound.

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023

Texterity

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.

Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!

by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023