Texplanation

To send a text message to someone with a lame explanation of why you can't attend your rendez-vous/ party / hang-out / drinks. (Usually a lie.) The main purpose of the texplanation is to avoid the awkward phone conversation where the person to which you are talking totally knows you're lying and doesn't want to accuse you.

Jenny: Ugh, I don't feel like going to Brooke's graduation get together with her family. Her mom's boobs are awful and hard and it hurts when she hugs me. I have to send that bitch a texplanation.

*Whips out cellphone*

Text message: "Hey Brooke! Sory i cant come 2 ur party! my cat is ded and im jst 2 sad!"

Thank God I could texplain my way out of that!

by Ieatbabiesforlunch December 18, 2007

Texplanation

When your significant other isn't making any damn sense in their text messages, so you have to call or manually track them down, show them your phone, and demand to know what the hell they're trying to tell you.

Bitch was talking crazy, so I had to go over there and get a Texplanation.

by Diesel D. November 16, 2016

Texplanation

Following a textmergency, an excuse that a person formulates in order to explain their unfortunate message. This often comes off as lame, but can be convincing if carefully concocted.

She did it!
Now she can delete the text.
She won’t need to come up with a texplanation.

by Supremebadger December 10, 2018

Texplanation

Clarifying/revealing words regarding someone from da Lone Star State.

Hailing from da largest state in da Lower 48 is a good Texplanation for someone's southern drawl.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

texplanation

Noun
a. An excuse transmitted remotely (via communication device)

b. A way to avoid face to face accountability

“You owe me more than some half ass texplanation “ says person A to person B

by Anonyminty February 15, 2023

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

wexplanation

a long-winded explanation, often including random tangents and/or unnecessary details and sometimes tainted with an air of defensiveness

So, I was at the drug store, you know the one on the corner of Altisima and Margarita Road, to buy some antifungal cream, but you know, not for anything gross, I just get these rashes because I work out so much, and the clerk, who looked a lot like that one actor, you know the one it that movie that was out last year, with the girl and the car, anyway he was so rude... OK, I know this is a wexplanation, you assholes, just listen to my story. Anyway...

by k&J-doggg October 21, 2011