Steve Irwin Pissa

When you have to piss so bad but need to hold it so you grab the snake by the head to pinch it as you rip it out of the bush trying to make it out to the open

I almost pissed my pants so badly, if I hadn't done the Steve Irwin Pissa I’d be soaked !

by Peter Getzinya May 13, 2023

Steve Irwin Pissa

When you have to Piss so bad but your snake is still tucked away. You then quickly pinch the head, rip it from the bush and squeeze it until you can relive yourself safely !

I was talking with Jamie when suddenly I had to do a Steve Irwin Pissa before I soaked my pants and Jamie !

by Peter Getzinya May 13, 2023

Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024