mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020

Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth

by Goatblower May 10, 2018

a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds

Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)

by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024