cunt monkey

an annoying person who won't stfu

dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey

by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021

dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022

Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.

“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”

by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023