A miscellaneous substance found in polish males through the rectal cavity, particularly of the darker complexion.
Well, I believe it is time to dig for the Brown Gum
by misoshiru3 July 18, 2024
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When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.
You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?
by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 20, 2022
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A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.
John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.
by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010
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The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
by MRB703 April 15, 2024
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The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
by MRB703 April 15, 2024
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The consumption of Adderall, coffee, and nicotine, all within a few hours, that causes a violent release of everything in your bowels, similar to the Hershey Squirts
Damn, I accidentally hit the brown triangle and shit a hole straight through my favorite pants half an hour later
by kcourt November 3, 2020
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