friends

I still don't know what they are too. I heard they're fun but I never met one.

What are friends?

by Johnny Lemon September 21, 2020

it-friend

a significant other who requires non-binary gendered description

Look over there, it's Taylor and her it-friend.

by greenlantern69 October 18, 2021

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

binge friending

When you travel so much for work, you have to cram a month's worth of gossip, drinking, grooming, and shopping in 12 hours.

I wad binge friending Randi because I've been on back to back to back trips for the last 3 weeks.

by Billmesj May 9, 2018

Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you

my” fake friends“ are gay

by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020

national best friend day

november 23th

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure

by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021

Immature Friend

An immature "friend" is someone that will do these things:
-Saying slurs as an insult towards people they don't like
-Doing drugs to look "cool"
-Get involved into fights to exert themselves as a "tough guy"
-Peer pressure you into things you don't want to do
-Take more from you than they give back
-Behave like hypocrites too much to ignore
-Complaining about their life when they have it better than you do
-Gossiping behind your back but act innocent when caught
-Bullying you directly especially when others are around
If any one of your "friends" are like this
drop them and run away from them

I met enough people that were an immature friend *sigh* im becoming a Loner now. It is so much easier on my mental health

by idl1 October 12, 2025