deez nuts

Ha!, goteem!

"hello, my name's deez."
"deez what?"
"DEEZ NUTS"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Ho-nut

It's when you blow your load your load in a(woman of the night ) (hooker) ho.

The ho-nut I blew in her should have Drown her.

by Iycebludave67 November 5, 2020

Nut song

A song so amazing that you can’t help but be moved to nut.

Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata is my nut song.

by tdawg456 September 9, 2019

LET ME NUT PLEASE!

Begging to release climax, cum etc. (Males)

Man: "LET ME NUT PLEASE!"
Woman: "No."

by BigBrackBroi💔👿 April 9, 2025

fuzzy nutting

When plankton and sandy are together. Its makes fuzzing nutting a worldwide experience.

while plankton and sandy were together they mabe a fuzzy nutting

by Pjimin845 May 28, 2017

No Nut November

Otherwise known as NNN, it is the god forsaken month for the majority identifying as males. No Nut November is the month in where you are not allowed to peak, nut, or ejaculate in any way for any reason. Females and those of other identifying genders may try to lure and trick you into peaking. Do NOT do it. By the laws of human nature, this is not something we should, and will not allow. WLR will help.

jordan: "that bitch bad asl bro. i outta fuck her in the ass bro."
michael: "ayoo nahh brodie it's no nut november.

jordan: "im so real 4 that tho."

by anonymous November 1, 2022