Fishnet Kid

A child born by a prostitute and raised in the streets. Generally lacking manners, an STD free track history, and common sense.

1: Damn. Did you know Ruby was a fishnet kid?
2: Oh really? Ya know what, that explains a lot.

by IckyVickyTavi February 18, 2022

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

Ward kids

Ward kids are so annoying. They think there all that when really they’re the worst. They can’t even step to Underwood kids because In everything we kick there ass. Underwood is better and it shows. Ward kids are basic and don’t even realize it. Ward is the dirty pebble Underwood is the diamond. Ward knows that Underwood better in very way. Underwood is swag ward is not

Underwood kids are amazing

Ikr
So much better than ward kids who don’t compare

by I just made this for no reason September 7, 2021

sketcher kid

A sketcher is an annoying kid that is loud asf n doesnt know how to tie shoes

Bro Cj a sketcher kid ong
Wdym sketcher kid ?

Oh hes annoying and cant tie his shoes so a sketcher kid.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022

criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.

Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids

by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022