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Ipad kid

A widely used insult on social media platforms. Lets say if you play a game on a tablet and a random guy asks you what you play on, he'll call u an Ipad kid. EVEN THOUGH UR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD A PHONE.
"Oh she plays on tablet? Must be a crusty musty Ipad kid."
by BriannaB27011FNAF January 13, 2023
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.
You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.
by ChildsPlayNinja April 18, 2017
mugGet the family kidmug.

kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.
“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️
by antialexclub March 15, 2021
mugGet the kid._.from._.nowheremug.

Curling kid

Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!
You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”

Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!
by ThecoolgenZ June 1, 2023
mugGet the Curling kidmug.

Shitting on’ kids

Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”
“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
mugGet the Shitting on’ kidsmug.

Laureate Kid

A Laureate Kid is a noble child born from royalty or knights, a Laureate Kid is the most elite child per noble clan
The Laureate Kid was the best fighter in the village, he'd slain over 50,000 enemies single handedly before his 12th birthday
by nook1974 December 18, 2021
mugGet the Laureate Kidmug.

Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”
by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023
mugGet the Band kidmug.

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