Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.

*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt

by Vineetx July 7, 2024

00s kid

00s kids spent most of their childhood in 2000-09 (born approx. 1995-2001). 00s kids were alive when 9/11 happened but most were too young to remember it, and they graduated high school before COVID.

This is the Drake and Josh, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc. generation

Alyssa was born in 1998. She's an 00s kid.

by ars1998 June 14, 2022

Kids

You do worse to protect the Chitlins... Even sacrifice other people's children...

Hym "Remember when I said that if the difference me turning to violence and me not turning to violence was you NOT DOING THAT... You would just to it anyway and bank on the fact that locality would prevent it from being YOUR kids? Remember that? That was a good one... AND LOOK WHOSE RIGHT AGAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THERE GOES YOUR CLAIM TO MORAL SUPERIORITY! God... I love being right... It's just... You make it so easy!"

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

Kershaw kid

A kershaw kid is someone who is a poverty scruff who usually cant afford a kender egg

Oh my god, have you seen your self you kershaw kid

by Wasteman391726 May 10, 2018

Patel kids

It is like Cosby kids but they smell shitty too.

I dropped the Patel kids off at the pool

by SuckDiep December 25, 2019

Savage Fight kid

Massive nonce and could easily get murked by a Toddler

person 1: "Is that Savage Fight Kid?"
person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't approach him, he's a weirdo"

by CDpunkplays123 December 2, 2021