A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...
"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"
by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010

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by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.
by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

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Pew news is found on the youtube channel Pewdiepie and som people speculate that it is secretly run by Felix kjellberg also know as Pewdiepie.
Pew news is found on the youtube channel Pewdiepie and som people speculate that it is secretly run by Felix kjellberg also know as Pewdiepie.
by HumbleRickard64 January 18, 2019

A little town, well a village, in the fucked up state of Illinois. It is very small
HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.
WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.
WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.
WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.
WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.
WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.
WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....
Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.
What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.
Whos there- no one...just a reminder
Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.
What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.
Whos there- no one...just a reminder
by mmdluvr777 March 23, 2011
