cock stain

1. when there is a man with an erection infront of you and masterbaits until he cums all over your t-shirt and you walk around with a white stain.

2.when a man with an erection masterbaits and cums in a glass then splashes it all over you

1.did you see carol at the party last night? she had a cock stain

2. run he's gunna give us a cock stain!

by Jurazz January 14, 2008

cock sneeze

of or pertaining to an expulsion of air through the penis. WARNING: May cause pain with possible scarring.

"You cock sneeze!"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

cock holster

noun; a leather belt worn around the waist in which to "holster" a penis; used for quick draw applications, preferably in stereotypical old western scenarios.

i'm calling you out slim! i'm the quick draw in the west! i hope you brought your cock holster....

by boone n\' friendz August 18, 2003

cock block

When a chick hasn,t had a bowel movement in awhile and a giant turd blocks your entry into her stink hole.

I wasn,t able to get no backdoor action from my girl because she had a serious case of cock block going on.

by J.J. Done December 10, 2003

Cock Sock

Cock Sock is another term for the female reproductive
organ (A.K.A Vagina,pussy,kitty kat, puss puss, virtical smile)

"id love to put it in her Cock Sock"
I bet her Cock Sock is Warm"

by Razors_Diesel December 9, 2009

Black Cock

Gangsta, Thug, Dirt Nasty

Bra that trick was so black cock.

by Grandpa Stiff March 28, 2008