FRIENDS

You cuddle. Everyone knows you want to Fuckkkkkkkk but you’re in denial you like each other. Y’all be selfish and think you’re the shit. They ask their “crushes” to dances then ditch them to hang out with each other
Sally: “ Adelaide Stole my date from me wtf”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”
by Ihatemylifeifyouknowyouknow February 07, 2020
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Friends

1.A privacy setting on Facebook

2. A group of people on Facebook that you have never met but are willing to share the most boring details of your life with.
1. I uploaded the video I took of last week's karaoke, luckily I remembered to set the privacy to Friends.

2. Dad: Johnny. If you don't get out of the house more often I'm cancelling the internet

Johnny: But dad! What about all my friends
by Cheatmaster786 July 19, 2017
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Friend da ho

Yea man I know Ric, he’s such a friend da Ho
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friend with benefits

a friend with whom one has an occasional and casual sexual relationship.
1. "They've been friends with benefits for a few months now."
2. "I've never been comfortable with the idea of a friend with benefits."
3. "She's looking for a friend with benefits, not a serious relationship."
by Arminkshipper October 15, 2024
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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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wartime friend

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.
Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.
by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024
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