cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.

Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.

by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

Cum

Semen

I love when cum gets all over me.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger September 11, 2023

Suck it till you cum it

Suck it till you cum it. A word that defines all sigma in one lump sum.

Meaningless word that sums up a thousand sentences to enhance your dominance. Use it at all cost

Yo yes bro you seen that lenger over there she neeeee to suck it till you cum it🤪

yes pretty lady want to suck it till you cum it darling

by report2 October 31, 2023

cum-derbuss

When you run a train on someone, you scrape the cum out by hand fill my own ass with a pint of the combined salty manliness and then fart into the victims nose and eyes

Mate we all got wasted and ran a train, it ended in a cum-derbuss

by Jdhebeb June 21, 2020

Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019