Penis

A thing which varies in size as per different individuals.... I have a big one

Chintu: What's your Penis size?
Mintu: 6ft
Chintu: oh, I have 25inch
Mintu: Nice

by Bobs sucker November 23, 2021

wills penis

3.8 inches

wills penis

dang that’s small mate

wills penis

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 23, 2020

Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.

You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!

by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021

penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022

Penis nude

This word is a weird way to say dick pic

Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?

by Analovie24 July 19, 2018

Penis Beetle

Alternative name for Cockroach

Gaaah! It's a penis beetle!

by Inni84 November 25, 2023

Penis

Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only

a females fear.

"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"

by Penislover112233 July 31, 2021