I take my leave

A polite way of saying goodbye.

John: The coffee was great Mark, my compliments.
Mark: You are being too kind. Do you want some cookies?
John: I'm sorry, but I have a meeting in a few minutes, I take my leave.

by AlbertM August 15, 2009

I Wanna Love You

A lowkey phrase you say when you’re tryna fuck someone. But you wanna say it in a sweet way. Well here you have it folks. “I wanna love you” sounds way better than “ I wanna fuck you”. Just make sure you do it right and tight.

“Hey, Nelly I love so much. I wanna love you tonight.”

by SaltyGoon November 12, 2018

S-i-m-p

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021

because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

by ThatRedDragon July 31, 2021

Hey guys, I guess that's it

Some mind-blowing last words, said by Ronnie McNutt on Facebook live before pointing a rifle (not a shotgun, it was a rifle) to his chin and shooting himself, literally blowing out his mind.

Ronnie McNutt: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
*Ringtone Noises*
*BANG*
*More Ringtone Noises*

by DrBrad July 16, 2023

where the hell am i

You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.

But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!

by QWEEFTY November 29, 2016