Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Mr Brown

The bald p.e teacher we all love

" WE LOVE YOU MR BROWN KEEP BEING A GREAT TEACHER"

by Cheeky nonce March 8, 2022

Ms brown

Ms brown is a mean teacher with a fake wig and nails. she always itches her head and shes really annoying

yo, did you see Ms brown reapplying her wig glue???

lollll

by ladyperson3920 March 19, 2024

brown warden

the purest knight, built upon the values of dirt:
Respect
Honour
Beans

Fighting_Falcon: Damn, look at that brown warden, he's so hecking cool!!
BrownWarden: how about you get some hecking wins on dominion?
Fighting_Falcon: ...

by zevalin February 6, 2022

Will Brown

Will Brown is the sexiest and most handsome looking fellow in the world. His fabulous face and chiselled chin could stun you and make you paralysed, only your fire infused sexual arousal from his fire red hair could cure you constant fits without the sight of this absolutely gorgeous male hound.

OMG is that WILL BROWN... I feel so aroused that i cant even feel my body!!!

by Euan Mcgay April 6, 2022

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013