Time

something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this

You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

time-ify

To add time to any sentence.

'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''

by Timeify January 16, 2021

Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.

Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.

by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021

A Bizarre Time

ABD but I modded it lol!

A Bizarre Time is bullshit abdm

by shrimprilla January 27, 2021

Sex Time

When somebody rings a bell for sex

Yo, Julia is so good at Sex Time like she's fucking hot

by L0CY February 4, 2021

Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings

The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking

by Albedo February 4, 2021

same-time

When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.

Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”

by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021