Jack Riley

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.

Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough

by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023

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Wack & Jack

Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to wack & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

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Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.

After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.

by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024

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Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

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Jack-spression

To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.

Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.

by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011

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A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.

"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"

by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024

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