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Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018
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Double Barrel Shooter

When a girl wears tight jeans and shoots a fart. Fart rolls up the jeans into her coochie and she shoots it back out again.
by Ashjeane March 4, 2023
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Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner
"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"
by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017
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Hawaiian Double Header

A threesome where a girls gets smacked in the face by two dudes dicks simultaneously that both have bushes
I heard Linsey had a Hawaiian Double Header last night
by Hayden Irving March 18, 2024
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Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.
Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.
by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020
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Double Desires

A woman with a very well endowed chest area - she is probably a double d size bra
"Dude check out that chick's double desires"
"ooooh yeah I wanna hit that!"
by Sexy___Bitch February 7, 2010
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Double Faced Entendre

A double entendre is a word that has two meanings

A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
Guy1: I hate Sydney ,I always thought this girl was so kind, I the figured out it's a facade she puts up for guys to like her, such a double faced bitc-

Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre

Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
by BlessedTofu September 28, 2021
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