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The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.
by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023
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avi brown

most avi browns are probably pretty dumb

occasionally funny but just does stupid things a lot
big disappointment
sometimes ok
decent at csgo
yo avi brown
hey holy sheep
whats up
nothing just chillin on the sticks
by shocollo October 29, 2020
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Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013
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kait brown

When a girl rides you cowgirl and right before you cum she jumps off kicks you straight in the balls and then shits on your cock.
Damn this crazy girl gave me a kait brown the other night and now my cock is sore and dirty.
by Harshnet July 10, 2017
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Brown Taggin'

When you or your buddies shit into each others hands and toss the shit at the wall or ceiling. Most popularly done in school bathrooms.
Hey guys, want to go do some brown taggin' after class?
by TerryBeary May 17, 2018
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Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food
Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
by womb raider August 8, 2016
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flag brown

Usually a gay man into scat. “Flag” refers to the hanky code with brown representing… y’know
Jay: “If you’re interested, I flag brown.”
Chris: “Too late… where’s that hanky?”
by mrhankey666 October 31, 2023
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