When a girl has a wallet, phone, pack of cigarettes, etc. in the back pocket of her tight-fitting jeans, thus causing an odd protrusion from her butt.
Jamie: Man, if that girl is gonna wear such tight jeans she better upgrade to a smaller phone!
Christina: Yeah, shes got some seriousss lump ass!
Christina: Yeah, shes got some seriousss lump ass!
by Nathan T April 1, 2008
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1. spectator at a liverpool match: "Crouch you are an ass giant!"
2. The kid at the back of a height line from short to tall = ass giant
2. The kid at the back of a height line from short to tall = ass giant
by fordinio February 22, 2009
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Get the walrus ass mug.The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
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2) An exclusive club where ass pics are shared.
2) An exclusive club where ass pics are shared.
Om: Oh my gord that bitch thick, I want to eat her ass
Cole: I know, she bad as fuck
Sebby: Can I see?
Om: You're not part of the ass connoisseurs so gtfo
Cole: I know, she bad as fuck
Sebby: Can I see?
Om: You're not part of the ass connoisseurs so gtfo
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