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DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
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CTA Red Line

A route that is well known for stabbings and robberies and such unpleasant crime.
John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
by thattransitguy June 13, 2021
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Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation
Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
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Red

the best friend you could ever have. Reds are cool and funny and will always be there for you. if you're lucky enough to meet a red you will want to be besties for life because they are just awesome in every way
by asakusa kinnie June 16, 2021
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red terror

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.
That's another touch for the Red Terror!!
by Slammer May 10, 2004
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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr
by Big-T November 6, 2004
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Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".
"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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