Cold Coffee Face

Unpleasant facial expression pulled subsequent to having taken a drink of coffee, without realising it has been sitting there for half an hour and has gone cold.

Whoa! Nice Cold Coffee Face dude! I think you poured that cup like yesterday!

by Manus McElhone January 5, 2009

Pickle Fuck Face

adj. Somebody who is incompetent and ignorant. In other words a total fucking retard.

Tom, you're such a Pickle Fuck Face.

by CAMMYdoodles January 17, 2009

Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!

Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by King Jaffe Jo May 24, 2010

Iron your face

The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.

Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"

by Richard.C March 11, 2005

Doo Doo Face

1. A person who constantly makes terrible mistakes or choices which lead to faliure.

2. A person who smears shit all over their own face and then kisses their girlfriend or boyfriend while they are sleeping.

Scott: Jamie man why did you do that? your such a doo doo face.

Elly: ewwwwww whats that on my face. Is it turd?
(turns around and looks at Jamie)
Jamie: Errr errr. Ok! it was me.
Elly: But what is it?
Jamie: Its.... its my poop.
Liam: HA HA! you totally got doo doo faced.

by Glynn Thomas April 4, 2008

Break Your Face

What a person does to another in a fight.

Whooping the shit out of somebody.

Destroying someone.

Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.

Don't make me break your face in.

by B-raderton August 14, 2007

Owl Face Hoe

1. A woman who is so promiscuous that she doesn't know who her child'd father is.
2. A song performed by Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP on the FTFO album.

Girl: Who? Who? Who's my baby's daddy?
Guy: She's an owl face hoe!

by mego_muthafacko July 31, 2008