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beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”
Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.
by FiestaNic October 1, 2019
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Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"
Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.
by PixelAuug June 30, 2009
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fuck your what

A response to a question or statement when it is unheard, not understood, or the answer is not known. Used often when conversing with someone who speaks with an accent or speaks in a foreign language.
"Damn, that snow bunny got bank! Check out them fly ass dub-deuces on her ride!"

"...fuck your what?"
by James Vesper February 18, 2009
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shield your eyes

when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday
"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"

from ur friends victor and jonas
by v to the l April 26, 2005
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your best nightmare

Meaning a nightmare in which something good happens. Even though it is very uncommon to happen to people while you dream, it's something to definitely remember.
"Was Kyle your best nightmare last night??"

"Yeah! I don't even like him, and he was making out with me!"
by tiger.16 October 19, 2016
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Thank Your Mom

The sudden big and random bumps on trails in the woods (also known as yahoo's or diversion ditch) that make a path for water runoff on the hill.
The path going up the hill was nice and calm until all of a sudden... woah thank your mom!
by scummaz December 25, 2009
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Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.
Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!
by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010
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