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Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise
by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020
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Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik
by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
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Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm
Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰
by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023
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No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.
Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear
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Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.
I just got Nut Barraged!
by William Rentes September 4, 2018
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Nim-nuts

A quick way to say “them-nuts”
Elizabeth: Hey! They’re walking away

Kay: COME BACK YOU NIM-NUTS!!!
by AmyJohnson October 9, 2019
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nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption
I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet
by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024
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